Calling All Architect-Wannabes!

 

Do you like architecture?

 

Are you bored with your 9-5 job and your pathetic excuse for an after-work life?*

Have you been staying up late at night to read architecture books with a flashlight underneath your covers?**

Have you longingly watched infomercials advertising on-line architecture schools?***

 

Yes?

If so, perhaps you should consider becoming an architect!

 

*Apologies to those who have an afterwork life. All 6 of you.

**Perhaps you may consider upgrading to a Kindle.

***No such thing exists. If you’ve been watching these, you must live on another planet.

 

 

Our 2 day certification program in Leipzig, Germany assures you the skills and knowledge to achieve your dream of being an architect! Recent (hypothetical) grads have been employed in as little as one week (after graduating from a real architecture school) in firms like William Rawn Associates, Skidmore, Owings & Merrill, and DLR Group.*

*Jobs may or may not include: mail room intern, resident copy assistant, or Starbucks-run attendant. 

We’ll take you around the see the wonderful architecture present in the East German town of Leipzig.

Just imagine, you could see architecture like this:

 

Or this!

 

 

Or this!

 

 

Or this!

 

 

Or EVEN this!

 

 

As you can see, we’re quite enthusiastic about all the architecture you can experience during our course!!!

We’ll explain the basics of Leipzig architecture, all while broadening your knowledge of general architecture and setting you up for the skills you need to become the next Frank Lloyd Wright.

A snippet of what you’ll learn:

1. Why this cherub is squishing a frog.

 

2. Why this sculpture is full of…

 

…shoes.

 

 

3. The significance of this little duck:

 

 

And much, much more!!!

You’re guaranteed to meet interesting people and make friends for life. Rub shoulders (please, figuratively only) with great contemporary architects and eat cake with the masters!

Last year’s graduation ceremony included a surprise visit by one of the greats*:

 

 

*cake eaters, that is (and it was great cake).

So what are you waiting for? 

Sign up today!

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2 thoughts on “Calling All Architect-Wannabes!

  1. This post made me smile. I love your cheesy announcer-speak. And the photos are gorgeous! I’m glad you’re having such a great time in Germany, rubbing shoulders with lots of great cake.

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